2017 - Best of Cr**g's

Butterclip Princess Bike with training wheels, lightly run over plus extras

March 28, 2017March 28, 2017 WebmasterBike, On a walk0 comment

Ahhh, Spring is in the air in Hood River. Just out on a stroll and came across this rare find. A Butterclip princess bike with training wheels lightly run over plus iron patio chair with ripped seat, steel container for possibly smoking meat, various concrete fragments and some yard debris. Looks like an amazing find for somebody. It’s slightly off the beaten path so email me for details and the specific location in the Hood River area.

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Free Vintage Blue Swivel Chair – Great for Sharting!

February 20, 2017February 20, 2017 Webmasterfurniture0 comment

Traci shared this one with me last night! We were in stitches. Here is the text of the ad: Friend was drunk and sharted all over it. Unfortunately, since sharts are quiet, I had no idea what he was up to while sitting on the seat the entire night. Luckily he had a clean diet (no Arby’s, Taco Bell, etc). Better than most sharts. I tried cleaning it but underestimated the power of shart juice. Some say that the only way to cover up shart juice is to use your…